"You are only a family for a relatively short time -- usually about 20 years."

When I was a teenager in Holland, a Dutch band called Doe Maar had a song entitled "Pa." The first lines, about a father, go something like this:

Sitting there now,

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You thought that, between your high school sex-ed class and your own experiences, you knew everything there was to know about sex. But you were wrong. Not because you don't have tonnes of years of experience (am I right?), but because there are some facts about sex education out there that you'd just never...

"The great Ron Jeremy recently returned to porn after a life-threatening heart issue and expressed being nervous in his first scene back. It’s perfectly normal to feel what you feel."

Conquering Your Fears And Gaining Confidence

Doc,

I’m pretty comfortable around girls, but

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"It’s been almost eight years since The Game exposed the “secret” world of pickup artists (PUAs) and spawned hundreds of new ones who hit up the clubs and practiced gentlemanly tactics like manipulation and NEGS (things you say to a chick to slightly lower her self-esteem) to lure women into bed."

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"She remembers the same events as you do, but she probably remembers them a little differently. The main difference is probably you."

Men in long-term relationships and marriages, this one's for you. Take a moment to look back at those...

"Big penises gave better orgasms, thereby creating deeper bonds and enhancing reproductive success."

Attention men: It’s finally here. The dreaded sentence that we have always secretly known but wished wasn’t true:

Women like big penises.

A study

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"Having sex on the first date is like reading the back page of a book before you’ve even started it."

A couple of weeks ago, my two friends invited me round to their house for Sunday lunch. Over dessert, one of them announced to the table that the other had a

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"I was basically dating girls who were sexy loon-bats, hoping one would surprise me and actually have a little more substance than I initially suspected."

This week, Doc Love, author of "The System," discusses how long it takes to really get to know someone.

Hey Doc,

I used

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"When Susan told you that she was involved with some guy named Joe, you should have known right then and there that you were wasting your time."

Doc Love, author of "The System," explains why you should never be "he other man."

Hey Doc,

Susan and I met through mutual

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"Women don’t like men calorie counting, protein shaking or sweating it out at the gym every single day. We like real men with real bodies and real appetites."

1. White lies are OK. (In moderation)
There are moments of truth in every relationship. Questions such...

"I began to wonder if my lack of a six-pack played any importance in a land where everyone is ridiculously fit."

Ever since I took the plunge and moved to Australia, I've had to deal with a lot of things, but nothing prepared me for the toughest of all: meeting girls in...

"Do I have the right to be mad at Lena for 'cheating' on me with this other guy when we were officially broken up?"

This week, Doc Love, author of "The System," says that when she dumps you, you don't want her back.Hey Doc,I just recently purchased "The System," and read...

"A guy who can’t shut up about 'scoring with chicks,' and who hoots and hollers at the cheerleaders more than at the actual game, seems like he’s trying too hard."

Back in the days when men were “men” and Rock Hudson was a paragon of...

Swizz Beatz is known as one of the best hip-hop producers of all time, but his legacy will include a lot more than just that. He’s an entrepreneur outside of the music industry, working with Aston Martin as a designer, being the face of Lotus, partnering with Monster Cable on headphones and doing plenty of philanthropic work.

Swizz is

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"First up, my boyfriend’s ex is fit. Really fit. All blonde hair, perfect teeth and flawless complexion. Her Facebook cover photo featured her standing outside an African orphanage surrounded by laughing children."

When you’ve just started dating a

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"She says that I have changed, she keeps criticising me about everything, says that my personality is not that of the guy she knew."

This week, Doc Love, author of The System, helps a man understand why his girl doesn't love him.

Hey Doc,

I’m from India and I moved to Italy

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"I think that the worst thing you can leave your child is an inheritance. It does the little blighters no good at all."

A friend of mine once got talking to the daughter of one of Europe’s richest families at a party (you would recognise the s...

"You haven’t even been out with this girl yet and you’re blatantly showing your Interest Level, which is a no-no. Like my cousin General Love says, “You have a lot to learn, soldier.”"

This week, Doc Love, author of The System, helps a man understand a woman's signals

He

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"She constantly showers me with affection when we are together and always shows me little signs that she is thinking about me, but never verbally communicates anything."

This week, Doc Love, author of "The System,"  tells a dude to relax a bit.

Hey Doc,

I read your articles

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"It seems that ‘playing hard to get’ does have a lot of similarities to the theory of 'supply and demand'."

Economics is not the sexiest of topics. But could financial rules be more suited to dating than we might think? A new book, The Romantic Economist, proposes that

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"I wasted a lot of time chasing men who weren’t interested in me with the wild abandon of an Alsatian in a rabbit hutch."

I don’t really have a type anymore. Until not that long ago, I had a very definitive type. My type was absolutely anyone who didn’t fancy me. It d

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When Tiger Woods was forced into admitting his marital 'transgressions' in a half-hearted apology on his website, he joined a long and illustrious band of high profile fellas who've been caught playing away.

Woods joined Charlie Chaplin, Bill Clinton, JFK, Elvis Presley, Einstein (he had 10 mistresses no less) Napoleon and

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"Our society hasn’t prepared us as adults to talk with kids about sex."

Sex Education

Hi Doc,

My wife and I are having some real trouble with our 4-year-old. She’s asking a lot of questions about sex and bodies. We think it’s because she’s started preschool and it’s because

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"Around half of married men between ages 25-49 say they have sex a few times per month to weekly."

It’s pretty much assumed that kids are sex killers. Internet confessionals are an easy way to gather anecdotes about decreased bedroom activity,...

"If public sex is on the menu, try a public place where people know sex is part of the environment, like a sex club."

What Can A Guy Do To Please His Exhibitionist Girlfriend?

Dear Doc,

My girlfriend has a kink I don’t know what to do with. We’ve tried it all. She can only come when s

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